bekutaa:

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THE FORESHADOWING OMG

(Source: gronkwena)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

image

(Source: raisa-allin)

did-you-kno:

Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of en pointe dancers. Source

did-you-kno:

Bill Nye the Science Guy designed an improved version of ballet shoes after noticing the bloody feet of en pointe dancers. Source

"It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling— that really hollowed-out feeling."
-J.K. Rowling (via psych-facts)
fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone: what about you, viktor?
viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK
theflavourofyourlips:

I love the smiles after the first kiss

theflavourofyourlips:

I love the smiles after the first kiss

(Source: raudenfeldsamy)

(Source: sandandglass)

denchgang:

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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how else would they get to town 

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi)

centaurianthropology:

cakeandrevolution:

rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

#i’m not saying it was architecture #but it was architecture (via life-of-a-fanatic)

omg, it’s almost like 3 separate cultures figured out physics.

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.  Officially dying from all the scientific, archaeological, and architectural sass displayed in these responses.

centaurianthropology:

cakeandrevolution:

rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

  (via life-of-a-fanatic)

omg, it’s almost like 3 separate cultures figured out physics.

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.  Officially dying from all the scientific, archaeological, and architectural sass displayed in these responses.

(Source: zowieee)

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

healing-and-recovery:

SUICIDE HOTLINESAlbania: 127Argentina: (54-11) 4758-2554Australia: 13 11 14Austria: 142Barbados: (246) 4299999Belgium: 106Botswana: 3911270Brazil: +55 51 211 2888Canada - Greater Vancouver: 604-872-3311Canada - Toll free-Howe Sound/Sunshine Coast: 18666613311Canada - TTY: 1-866-872-0113Canada - BC-wide: 1-800-SUICIDE (784-2433)China: 0800-810-1117China (Mobile/IP/extension users): 010-8295-1332Croatia: (01) 4833-888Cyprus: +357 77 77 72 67Denmark: +45 70 201 201Estonia (1): 126Estonia (2): 127Estonia (3): 646 6666Fiji (1): 679 670565Fiji (2): 679 674364Finland: 01019-0071France: (+33) (0)9 51 11 61 30Germany (1): 0800 1110 111Germany (2): 0800 1110 222Germany (youth): 0800 1110 333Ghana: 233 244 846 701Greece: (0) 30 210 34 17 164Hungary: (46) 323 888India: 2549 7777Ireland (1): +44 (0) 8457 90 90 90Ireland (2): +44 (0) 8457 90 91 92Ireland (3): 1850 60 90 90Ireland (4): 1850 60 90 91Israel: 1201Italy: 199 284 284Japan (1): 03 5774 0992Japan (2): 03 3498 0231Kenya: +254 20 3000378/2051323Liberia: 06534308Lithuania: 8-800 2 8888Malaysia (1): (063) 92850039Malaysia (2): (063) 92850279Malaysia (3): (063) 92850049Malta: 179Mauritius: (230) 800 93 93Namibia: (09264) 61-232-221Netherlands: 0900-0767New Zealand (1): (09) 522 2999New Zealand (2): 0800 111 777Norway: +47 815 33 300Papua New Guinea: 675 326 0011Philippines: 02 -896 - 9191Poland (1): +48 527 00 00Poland (2): +48 89 92 88Portugal: (808) 200 204Samoa: 32000Serbia: 32000Singapore: 1800- 221 4444South Africa: 0861 322 322Sweden (1): 020 22 00 60Sweden (2): 020 22 00 70Switzerland: 143Thailand: (02) 713-6793Ukraine: 058United Kingdom (1): 08457 909090United Kingdom (2): +44 1603 611311United Kingdom (3): +44 (0) 8457 90 91 92United Kingdom (4): 1850 60 90 90United Kingdom (5): 1850 60 90 91United States of America: 1-800-273-TALK (8255)Zimbabwe (1): (263) 09 65000Zimbabwe (2): 0800 9102

healing-and-recovery:


SUICIDE HOTLINES
Albania: 127
Argentina: (54-11) 4758-2554
Australia: 13 11 14
Austria: 142
Barbados: (246) 4299999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 3911270
Brazil: +55 51 211 2888
Canada - Greater Vancouver: 604-872-3311
Canada - Toll free-Howe Sound/Sunshine Coast: 18666613311
Canada - TTY: 1-866-872-0113
Canada - BC-wide: 1-800-SUICIDE (784-2433)
China: 0800-810-1117
China (Mobile/IP/extension users): 010-8295-1332
Croatia: (01) 4833-888
Cyprus: +357 77 77 72 67
Denmark: +45 70 201 201
Estonia (1): 126
Estonia (2): 127
Estonia (3): 646 6666
Fiji (1): 679 670565
Fiji (2): 679 674364
Finland: 01019-0071
France: (+33) (0)9 51 11 61 30
Germany (1): 0800 1110 111
Germany (2): 0800 1110 222
Germany (youth): 0800 1110 333
Ghana: 233 244 846 701
Greece: (0) 30 210 34 17 164
Hungary: (46) 323 888
India: 2549 7777
Ireland (1): +44 (0) 8457 90 90 90
Ireland (2): +44 (0) 8457 90 91 92
Ireland (3): 1850 60 90 90
Ireland (4): 1850 60 90 91
Israel: 1201
Italy: 199 284 284
Japan (1): 03 5774 0992
Japan (2): 03 3498 0231
Kenya: +254 20 3000378/2051323
Liberia: 06534308
Lithuania: 8-800 2 8888
Malaysia (1): (063) 92850039
Malaysia (2): (063) 92850279
Malaysia (3): (063) 92850049
Malta: 179
Mauritius: (230) 800 93 93
Namibia: (09264) 61-232-221
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand (1): (09) 522 2999
New Zealand (2): 0800 111 777
Norway: +47 815 33 300
Papua New Guinea: 675 326 0011
Philippines: 02 -896 - 9191
Poland (1): +48 527 00 00
Poland (2): +48 89 92 88
Portugal: (808) 200 204
Samoa: 32000
Serbia: 32000
Singapore: 1800- 221 4444
South Africa: 0861 322 322
Sweden (1): 020 22 00 60
Sweden (2): 020 22 00 70
Switzerland: 143
Thailand: (02) 713-6793
Ukraine: 058
United Kingdom (1): 08457 909090
United Kingdom (2): +44 1603 611311
United Kingdom (3): +44 (0) 8457 90 91 92
United Kingdom (4): 1850 60 90 90
United Kingdom (5): 1850 60 90 91
United States of America: 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Zimbabwe (1): (263) 09 65000
Zimbabwe (2): 0800 9102

(Source: aurelle)